The launch of the five-star Happy Massage parlour in Marylebone

After lots of excitement and expectation, the Happy Massage agency FINALLY opens its doors to its new, state-of-the-art incall Marylebone parlour! Parlour manager Trixi Dean cannot wait to tell you more…

Hey there gentlemen! I’m super thrilled to announce the grand opening of our new incall Marylebone salon – which the massaging world are dubbing the pamper palace, fit for any king. The new parlour has been in the pipeline for quite some time and after some extensive planning and renovation it’s finally ready for our big client launch.

Due to client demand, we decided Marylebone was the perfect location to open our new establishment. We chose premises slap-bang in the middle of both Marylebone and Baker Street stations, ensuring customers can visit us before they start their working-day, on their lunch break or after a challenging day at the office. Our new premises also boasts parking facilities, which we expect to attract a new market, for gentlemen who travel around London using their car.

Here at Happy Massage we take client confidentially super seriously, therefore from the naked eye the parlour is disguised as one of Marylebone’s lavish Georgian townhouses. Full address will only be provided when a booking is made.

Of course, the exterior is plush and the inside isn’t too shabby either. Our renovation team have added a welcome lounge to the property, where gentlemen will be greeted by our team of hosts – who will assist in taking off your jacket, handing you a glass of champagne and assisting you in choosing which erotic service to opt for. Once your chosen girl becomes available, you will be whisked away to your private treatment room where the luxuriousness only reaches newer heights.

There are three spacious treatment rooms at our new NW1 massage parlour. All of the rooms are kitted out with the latest massage equipment, a marble en-suite and king-sized bed. We also have a treatment room which has been impeccably designed for the Nuru service, boasting a special Nuru mattress and a spacious walk-in shower, which you and your therapist can utilise for some extra steamy fun as part of your service. Clients can have a shower, with complimentary towels or soaps before or after any of our authentic massages. We also have hired a 24-hour maid team, who will clean each treatment room to the highest of standard between each session. We’ve always taken hygiene very seriously at all of our parlours and is not something we will ever slack with.

As our new Marylebone is at the heart of opulence, we had to ensure we had the therapists to match. Therefore myself and the fellow Happy Massage managers took a business trip to Beijing, Tokyo and Shanghai to cherry-pick the best therapists from their elite Tantra training schools. Not only are the masseuses insanely talented when it comes to the art of seduction and erotica, they are also extremely easy on the eye too. Many of the masseuses have won prestigious beauty pageants and often make a living from commercial modelling, as well as erotic massage therapy. As part of our selection process, we ensured that we hand-picked therapists who suited every gentlemen’s wildest fantasies. Whether your type is a firey pocket-rocket, an athletic beauty or an hour glass goddess then our new Marylebone parlour certainly has it covered.  Our Chinese, Japanese and Korean masseuses are super-enthusiastic to be in the bright lights of London and cannot to showcase their expertise skills on you.

Here at Happy Massage parlour you really are treated to the finer things in life, without breaking the bank. As a welcome to our new Marylebone establishment, we have an introductory offer of just £120 for an erotic massage and just £40 extra for the deliciously daring full service. The other good news is that we have extended opening hours of 10am to 3am, seven days a week – ensuring our therapists are super flexible to cater to your naughtiest of erotic needs whenever you need it the most. And yes boys, we are now OPEN! So please call our friendly English-speaking team of booking agents to arrange your high-class massage in Marylebone today. We can’t wait to welcome you through our doors!

Peace out, Trixi xox